Weather Symptoms

I love Michigan and its weather, but sometimes I wish it could make up it's mind and I'm sure many people feel the same way. There are people who try to describe the weather here and mainly it's just this phrase "I hate the weather" but then again who likes the weather in any state? Oh right anyone living in Florida, or Southern California those are generally I've noticed to be the happiest with there weather. Now for anyone who want to describe Michigan weather here it is "Michigan's weather is a transvestite with multiple personality disorder"

Names, Names, so many Names oh my

My fiance and I have been discussing baby names, and I feel like my head may explode, and I'm a guy, so I have my tastes and she has hers. Which is something that makes the brain patterns of men and women different. Woman is pretty but also complicated, wear as men are basic just like they are in life. So my fiance thinks my name selections are as exciting as paint drying in winter. Again though it boils down to how men and women think and when it comes to this there is no right or wrong, just like or don't like. Guys if you make this a right or wrong argument make sure your dog house is properly stocked

Strange Greeting

Working the line one night a server who I'm good friends with was working expo side and I said "Hi" and she responds with "My pants came undone" all I could say was "Hello to you too". The only other thought I had to make it more awkward was if she said "My pants are undone and the zipper is down" one of the cooks over heard me say that and said "If that happens, teach me your Jedi powers" so now I have the chance to be Yoda