I Can Do Better

Both my family and my wife's family have been very helpful with the babysitting when we needed it, but my in-laws are getting on my nerves. Just last week my wife visited with her mom and youngest sister. They gave my wife a hard time about packing a diaper bag properly now I would like to see one or both of them pack the bag and I can pick on them about there packing skills cause I'm sorry who ever gets it right everytime. They should at least just let it slide but then again these two always think they're right.

Fatherhood

Two weeks ago my wife and I welcomed our first born into the world. A little baby girl who has been loved and cherished since the day she was conceived. We found out Christmas week 2015 now my family has a terrible habit of last min lists for Christmas, and of course I worked 12 hour days all week so basically it was go shop at 8 am then to work by 10 am and not get home till 9 or 10pm at night. So my wife suspected she was pregnant so she took a line style test which told us maybe but not gonna tell you. So we went and got a digital one and she took it the next morning. Its 7am I get woken up by a honey call from my wife and says to me.

"Guess what babe I'm pregnant"
And my response
"That's great honey, what time is it?"
"It's 7am" she says
And I say
"Ok wake me up when its 8"

Later on she asks me if I ever got excited. Of course I was excited, I was just so tired that I didn't have the strength to leap out of bed for joy.

Priority

It astounds me the things that this country deems important. Very few people appreciate the educators and what they offer, and it shows in how students look at there education. On the other hand when there's a new sports sensation Oooooh good gracious me it's all the rage but when they fail Oooooh man is like they stole your hopes and dreams. If a child fails in school they just get the don't worry you always have sports. What happened to education and life experience meaning something.

Judgements

Last night met up with my old friend and roommate, she had a friend and co worker with her and her son 9 months old, were sitting in the diner just talking having a good time, for about an hour the baby gets a little vocal once in awhile. As we leave there are people in the place giving us a stare and stink eye, there was a guy in a both sleeping with his Mickey D bag who even glared. I mean seriously these people are giving looks because of a baby causing a little racket and yet these same people are going to go vote for people who act the same way, and yet they cheer and feel proud of the decision they make

Terminology

How things are viewed is just a matter of perspective. For example a alcoholic and a drunk are two different things but one is apparently worse then the other. Now I believe personally bare on mind, that a pot head and an alcoholic is similar but there isn't a nice way to bring down a pot head. A alcoholic can become a drunk as an improvement, but no matter how much or little you burn through you are a pot head. I think this needs to be corrected cause we've become a politically correct society. So here we go

Patient = Med Weed User
Partier = Rec Weed User
PC (Partly Cloudy) = Inspiration User
Pot Head = Suppressed Memorise User
PF (Permanent Fogger) = All the Above

Now when I say Permanent Fogger I'm talking like a Bug Bomb went off. So those are my terms that can describe the levels of "Pot Head" and I hope they can be accepted

Sore Body

When you make love it's an amazing feeling, but I can't help but wonder if it's good if your hips hurt afterwards. Now feeling exhausted is fine but I shouldn't feel like I need a hip replacement.

Work, Work, Work

I work hard everyday since I was 12. Now I have never been ashamed of hard work, but I can't help but feel like a slave for those who have poor excuses to be lazy, cause I work six days a week, sometimes 5 only when they realize there mistake. But recently I've been working solid 40 hr weeks because a few people took time off now that's fine and all but one guy is a pot head, and the other complains he don't make enough money. The pot head says his reason is that he needs a break, now he works in two different restaurants so I get it but not when you only work 20 hrs in one and 20 on the other and get Sundays off from both, oh yeah I need a break to dance with pink elephants and work on my golf swing. The broke dunce went on a field trip with his daughters 5th grade class to Cedar Point now that's a good reason to take a vacation.